shawnspenstar:

My friend’s dad used to work at a movie theatre where a lot of celebrities came to apparently and one time Tom Hanks came in and he was feeding tickets into the machine and couldn’t see anything so the guy up top was like “dude, that’s Tom Hanks” and her dad was like “yeah right if that’s Tom Hanks I’ll start eating these tickets” and Tom Hanks leans over the counter and whispers “start eating the tickets” 

(via seriousnoir)


xusedtoberussianx:

aspecialprovidence:

{That bitch made me so mad… I swear… It’s not that hard to be polite to someone, even if you’re not interested in them on a romantic level. UGgggg you guys have no idea how passionate I am about that.

I’D TAKE SOME POPCORN FROM YOU LITTLE STEVE

#this #sit the fuck down I’m about to give you some frickity fracking life advice #don’t be a cunt. # you never know who’ s gonna turn into a star-spangled sex god. 

(via snarkytior)


hannigrahmy:

greatladyofscience:

(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs

image

(via seriousnoir)


insufferablebasterds:

Parallels

Would it feel good to kill me now?

(via seriousnoir)


finalzidane-x:

nyx-010:

horroriskiller:

The boy who played Danny in “The Shining” had no idea he was filming for a horror movie. From Cracked: 

Lloyd just thought they were making a movie about a family in a hotel. He wasn’t even really sure how much he was getting paid to be there. He was only ever shown severely edited footage that took out all the scary parts, which essentially means he thought he was filming the most boring snoozefest ever created, because without the iconic scenes of terror, The Shining is a movie about three people wandering around in cavernous, brooding silence.
Lloyd didn’t see the actual uncut movie until many years later as a teenager, and suddenly everything clicked into place — those two nice British girls with whom he used to play and share lunch in between takes? They were ax-murdered ghosts who wanted his soul. That nice Jack Nicholson man who did a funny tomahawk dance when Lloyd accidentally wandered on set one day? Jack was slobberingly hacking his way through a bathroom door to murder Lloyd’s onscreen mother only moments prior.


That must have been the biggest mindfuck of his life.

Clever way to put a kid in a scary movie and still keep his innocence if you ask me. Now he’s got bragging rights for being in a classic.

finalzidane-x:

nyx-010:

horroriskiller:

The boy who played Danny in “The Shining” had no idea he was filming for a horror movie. From Cracked: 

Lloyd just thought they were making a movie about a family in a hotel. He wasn’t even really sure how much he was getting paid to be there. He was only ever shown severely edited footage that took out all the scary parts, which essentially means he thought he was filming the most boring snoozefest ever created, because without the iconic scenes of terror, The Shining is a movie about three people wandering around in cavernous, brooding silence.

Lloyd didn’t see the actual uncut movie until many years later as a teenager, and suddenly everything clicked into place — those two nice British girls with whom he used to play and share lunch in between takes? They were ax-murdered ghosts who wanted his soul. That nice Jack Nicholson man who did a funny tomahawk dance when Lloyd accidentally wandered on set one day? Jack was slobberingly hacking his way through a bathroom door to murder Lloyd’s onscreen mother only moments prior.

That must have been the biggest mindfuck of his life.

Clever way to put a kid in a scary movie and still keep his innocence if you ask me. Now he’s got bragging rights for being in a classic.

(via moonstoners)


yaflash:

deadbyproxy:

vardaesque:

ethan-lawson-wate:

notkatniss:

katniss everdeen, ladies and gentlemen

the YA heroin who literally does not give one single fuck about having a boyfriend

it’s like suzanne collins just went “yes i will write the literal exact opposite of twilight”

cause suzanne collins kept it real

THG is all about the love triangle lol amirite

(via seriousnoir)


sarcarstic:

onlylolgifs:

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train


im sorry but

how did his headphones stay in??

sarcarstic:

onlylolgifs:

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train

im sorry but

how did his headphones stay in??

(via tragically-magically)


may10baby:

bemusedlybespectacled:

an-endless-string:

Catching Fire Deleted Scenes: FINNICK TIES KNOT SC 119

"…the best knot to know in the arena."

WHY WOULD YOU DELETE THAT. IT SHOWS HES MORE THAN AN ASSHOLE.

NO IT’S BETTER THAN THAT BECAUSE SHE USES THAT KNOT TO HANG SENECA CRANE’S EFFIGY

FUCK

(via fatceliac)


komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

(via moonstoners)


a-flying-emu:

bunniferbennett:

say it with me:

makeup is gender neutral

I whispered “makeup is gender neutral” out loud on the train and the guy next to me looked at me weird but then whispered “fuck yea” back

(via snarkytior)


fangpants:

Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune

(via fatceliac)


pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

(via moonstoners)



Circumhorizontal arc over Ohio, May 2009.
For a circumhorizontal arc to be visible, the Sun must be at least 58 degrees high in a sky where cirrus clouds are present. Furthermore, the numerous, flat, hexagonal ice-crystals that compose the cirrus cloud must be aligned horizontally to properly refract sunlight in a collectively similar manner.
Credit & Copyright: Todd Sladoje

Circumhorizontal arc over Ohio, May 2009.

For a circumhorizontal arc to be visible, the Sun must be at least 58 degrees high in a sky where cirrus clouds are present. Furthermore, the numerous, flat, hexagonal ice-crystals that compose the cirrus cloud must be aligned horizontally to properly refract sunlight in a collectively similar manner.

Credit & Copyright: Todd Sladoje

(via moonstoners)


w0nd3rstruck18:

OH GOOD JESUS THIS IS TOO PRECIOUS

w0nd3rstruck18:

OH GOOD JESUS THIS IS TOO PRECIOUS

(via sixpenceee)


bekkathyst:

~BEKKATHYST’S SPRING 2014 GIVEAWAY~

Once again, I have a giveaway for all you lovlies. This giveaway is smaller than the last ones I’ve had, but it’s by far the most valuable. All these stones are 100% natural gemstones. They’re part of my personal collection, and I just think it’s time for them to find a new home.. I’ve realized I’ve become far too attached to my stones as material possessions, so this is helping me to let go, while at the same time bringing joy to another person. These are all the stones included (from left to right in the first picture):

  • Polished lepidolite chunk
  • Green tourmaline crystal
  • Tumbled reverse watermelon tourmaline slice
  • Rough aquamarine crystal
  • Polished opal
  • Double terminated quartz crystal with black cloudy inclusions
  • Polished fire agate
  • Something from my shop of your choosing that is under $25

All I ask is that you respect me, my business, and these rules:

  • You can reblog this post as many times as you’d like, but please don’t spam.
  • Please follow my blog so you keep track of updates on the giveaway.
  • I run an Etsy shop that has handcrafted jewelry made from all natural gemstones that focuses on crystal healing. If you have an Etsy account, I’d appreciate it if you liked my my shop. If you don’t have an Etsy account, don’t worry about it.
  • Please do not use side blogs or giveaway blogs. I must be able to see that you are following me when the winner is chosen.
  • The winner will be chosen via a random number generator. 
  • This is international
  • Entries will be closed May 2nd at 11:59 pm PST, and the winner will be announced shortly after that
  • The winner will have 24 hours to respond with their full name and address- if they do not, a different winner will be selected
  • If you are underage, please make sure it is okay with your parents that you are giving out your address
  • Please do not tag this post as “giveaway” when you reblog it. That will increase the chances of the notes messing up on this post.
  • Please, be respectful of me and my rules. If you break any of these rules, you will be disqualified. 

I hope this brings some more attention to my shop, and I hope that these stones go to someone who is lovely and just as appreciative of their beauty as I have been. I really hope they go to a lovely new home. Thank you for participating! I hope you enjoy. Good luck! 

(via bekkathyst)